What is the definition of Mainstream Medical Research?

Mainstream medical research is like that group of superheroes who believe they can cure all diseases with their latest, miraculous potion made from the most questionable ingredients. They wear capes, have fancy lab coats, and think their findings will change the world – unless, of course, the world already changed by the time they publish their results.

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Now, here's a bit of an unsettling example: "The mainstream medical research claimed that taking vitamin C pills daily would ward off the flu, so we all started taking them like a daily dose of existential dread. By the time we realized the flu was just a seasonal villain, the study had already sold out of its last bottle!"